Lazy Eye Apocalypse Preparation Day 4

When faced with a looming Apocalypse, the first reaction is usually something along the lines of "Holy Fucking Shit, There's An Apocalypse Looming!" The second reaction is to think about survival. Can you survive? And what will life be like after? We're animals by nature, so it's natural to think about preserving our species. And with the Apocalypse looming and all, let's shoot for the sky and pick our ULTIMATE POST APOCALYPTIC MATE.

And remember, there's no better pick up line than "hey, there's an Apocalypse looming, so how about you and I mate and prepare for a future generation."

FOR THE MEN

Kate Beckinsale

Absolutely beautiful and your kids are guaranteed to be werewolf ass kickers, just in case there are a bunch of werewolves around after the Apocalypse.

Penelope Cruz

You'll have an "in" with Woody Allen, assuming he
survives the Apocalypse.

Helen Mirren

Proof that your children will grow old beautifully.


Anna Farris

Because your kids would be funny during scary times.

Eva Green

Because this list wouldn't be complete without a red head.

FOR THE WOMEN

George Clooney

Because we need a good leading man.


Sean Connery

See Helen Mirren.


Paul Rudd

Because your kids would just be great, everyday kids.


Brad Pitt

Because even if your kids grew bad mustaches, they would still look good.


Idris Elba

Because he's one cool mother... shut your mouth.

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